ANNE FRANK WAS BI
HOW DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS
I FEEL FUCKING ROBBED
Excuse me while I memorize this list
I keep trying to tell people this but nobody believes me.
haha yea they edited bits of her diary out which included anne expressing attraction to girls and it’s even been banned from schools because of this!! fun fact
“Unconsciously, I had these feelings even before I came here. Once when I was spending the night at Jacque's, I could no longer restrain my curiosity about her body, which she'd always hidden from me and which I'd never seen. I asked her whether, as proof of our friendiship, we could touch each other's breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy. Sometimes I find them so exquisite I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend!"
Guys, you really need to warn poor Carlos about things like Bottomless Void Tuesday.
(transparent plummeting dorks are my favorite sort of dorks)
"CECIL WHAT IS HAPPENING"
"Relax, Carlos, enjoy the ride!"
"Does anyone else not get wifi down here?"
"DANA THIS IS NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT UPDATING FACEBOOK"
"Dude, chill. Oh, and send me Candy Crush lives, for cripe’s sake!"
#carlos panics #no one else cares
night vale summarized in six words, really
Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
Ive never laughed so hard at a post